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To: SusieQ who wrote (2436)	5/10/1999 7:54:00 AM
From: ChrisJP	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 5803

Good Morning Everyone, Wellllllll, now that Mother's Day is officially over (cjp0531's election campaign platform: "Every day should be Mother's Day"), I decided to search the cjp0531 archives for a story that I will hope brighten everyone's trading day. So here it is: In this story, CHRIS & SUSIE ARE MARRIED !!!! Like many couples married for over 10 years, every now and then, they get to talking about the future. [I have to wait a minute ... Amanda Grove is on CNBC .... OK, she's done now. ] So Chris asks Susie: "Shmookins, If I were to die, would you re-marry ?" And Susie replies, "Wellllllll Chrissy, you can't expect me to spend the rest of my life alone. If the right man entered my life, I would probably marry him." Chris then asks, "Ok, I can understand that, but tell me Pinky-poo, if you were to re-marry, would you live in our house?" And Susie replies, "But Chrissy, you have to understand. I spent years decorating and arranging this house to be just the way I want it. We would live here." So Chris asks, "Ok, I can understand that, but let me ask you. Would he make love to you like I do ?" And Susie replies, " You mean once a month ? ... and only in months that don't contain the letter "r" ????" "No, No, No ! This is Susie we're talking about here. The man I would marry would have to satisfy me at least once per day. And in months with national or religious holidays, twice a day." Well Chris, really doesn't like the way this conversation is going, so he asks one more question: "Well OK. I can accept the fact that you would remarry. I can accept the fact that you would live together in our house, and I can accept the fact that he would make love to you twice a day. But tell me, would he use my golf clubs ?" Susie just tosses her hair back and laughs, "You are sooooooo silly to worry about such a thing !!!! He wouldn't ever touch your golf clubs. He's left-handed !!!!!" Have a good day everyone, Chris