It SNOT FUNNY!! Message from cOUSIN SHORTY!!
VOLUME 1 ISSUE 26 [fictional character suspended] FREE FREE [phrase deleted] UNDERVALUED EMAIL TIP SHEET RUMOR [reference deleted]!!!! (c) [fictional character suspended]
AHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HEllO HEllO agIAN TO All My Freinds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[fictional character suspended] Hear agaIN with anothER INNERVIEw to Hlep my FREInds understand [phrase deleted] Won of tha MAIN thinGD s that WE usless a [phrase deleted].
And so, This WeaK WE HALf the [phrase deleted]of the [phrase deleted]
[fictional character suspended] of [fictional company deleted] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
© 1999 [fictional company deleted], all [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted], [phrase deleted].
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AAHA AHA AHAH AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[fictional character suspended]: WELcome to thje [fictional location deleted] , [fictional character deleted]!!
[fictional character deleted]: Thank you very much. [fictional character deleted am always pleased [phrase deleted], [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted]. [phrase deleted], I always say.
[fictional character suspended]: WHAT is [phrase deleted], BY Yhe way?
[fictional character deleted]:: Let's just say that [phrase deleted], [phrase deleted].
[fictional character suspended]: RITe!!!!!!!! SPEAking of [fictional company deleted] , [phrase deleted]????
[fictional character deleted]:: Well, [phrase deleted]. [phrase deleted], [phrase deleted]. [entire sentence deleted] . We don't [phrase deleted]
We were originally going to [phrase deleted], but we soon discovered [phrase deleted]. We thought perhaps [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted]. [sentence deleted] We [phrase deleted], such as [amusing name deleted], [amusing name deleted], [amusing name deleted], [amusing name deleted], [amusing name deleted], [amusing name deleted], [amusing name deleted], [amusing name deleted], [amusing name deleted], [amusing name deleted], and [amusing name deleted],
[fictional character suspended]: AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [amusing name deleted], I LIKethaTOne!!
[fictional character deleted]: Yes, we did too. Unfortunately [phrase deleted] , [amusing name deleted], [phrase deleted], . She said [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted] , [amusing name deleted],.
[fictional character suspended]: WoW!!!!!!!! I haD NO idea [phrase deleted]!!!!!
[fictional character deleted]:: Frankly, we were a bit shocked as well, as you might imagine. [amusing name deleted] suggested [phrase deleted].
[fictional character suspended]: [phrase deleted]?
[fictional character deleted]: No, you moron, [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted]. [entire sentence deleted]. Our goal was [phrase deleted]. That's not [phrase deleted], you giant [phrase deleted], you.
[fictional character suspended]: HAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [sentence deleted] [question deleted]?
[fictional character deleted]: Yes, [phrase deleted], [phrase deleted] . [amusing character deleted] [phrase deleted]. [sentence deleted]. We are [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted].
In any case, [phrase deleted], in fact, [amusing title deleted], except inside [amusing location deleted]. But, we felt a duty to be fair, so we decided on [phrase deleted], [phrase deleted]. [sentence deleted]
[fictional character suspended]: Yes, I See thaT!!! SO [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted]. [question deleted] ?
[fictional character deleted]: Well, as I said, [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted].
[fictional character suspended]: AHA AHAHAHAH!!!!!! But I Wood THInk that [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted]. [question deleted] ???
[fictional character deleted]: Can't happen. [phrase deleted], [phrase deleted]. [ really good sentence deleted]
To do that would require [phrase deleted], [phrase deleted], [phrase deleted] , and [phrase deleted]. The name of the game is [phrase deleted]. All we do is [phrase deleted]. It's simple. We'll [phrase deleted], as long as it's [phrase deleted].
[fictional character suspended]: THAt sounDS LIKe a REALLY interesiTNG [phrase deleted]!!!!!
[fictional character deleted]: Look, [fictional character suspended], this is [phrase deleted]. It's a bit like [similar but not exactly the same phrase deleted], like [phrase deleted], except [phrase deleted]. Think of us as [phrase deleted]. This is [phrase deleted]. Big [word deleted]. That's all I can tell you [fictional character suspended].
[fictional character suspended]: BUT WHATif you [phrase deleted] and [phrase deleted]?
[fictional character deleted]: You miss the [phrase deleted]. That's not [phrase deleted]. We leave that to the other [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted]. [laughs loudly]
It's a well known fact that [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted] [sentence deleted] . We [phrase deleted], but we [phrase deleted]. It is a sad fact that [phrase deleted] and [phrase deleted]. We assume no responsibility for [phrase deleted]. [sentence deleted].
[fictional character suspended]: I Sea!! Sew [fictional character deleted] , WHAt aboaut [phrase deleted]?
[fictional character deleted]: You are missing the point, [fictional character suspended] . [phrase deleted] are convinced that [phrase deleted]. That's what makes it so easy to [phrase deleted]. We have [phrase deleted]. We understand the [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted] [really good paragraph deleted]. It's not a [phrase deleted], it's not a [ sorta same phrase deleted]. We know you [phrase deleted]. Our conclusion is quite simple: [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted] [phrase deleted].
Not funny. Not even close.
[fictional character suspended]: AHA AHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 It STILL SOUNdsFUnnY to ME, [fictional character deleted]!!
Lissen [fictional character deleted, mY assOCIAte oveR TERE in the AIRLOck has a [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted] .
AHA AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[fictional character deleted]: Really? Yes, yes, I [phrase deleted]. That's quite nice of you, [fictional character deleted] , you can expect a small, uh, [phrase deleted], [phrase deleted] . This is good. I can see [phrase deleted]. I'm pleased, I don't mind telling you that. I'm sure we can [phrase deleted] , [phrase deleted] , and [really good tie in punch line to the whole thing deleted]
[fictional character deleted] walks into the airlock, grabs the check, and [phrase deleted].]
[fictional character suspended]: NO PROBlem [fictional character deleted]!!! Just Turn that Handle Once you are in there, and [phrase deleted]!!!!!!!!
[fictional character deleted]: Thanks again, [fictional character suspended]! [sentence deleted].
[sound effect deleted] as [word deleted] and [fictional character deleted] depart the [fictional location deleted]
AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
UNTOl nex time, this is youR Fronin, [fictional character suspended], saying,
sEEE YO A THE [location deleted]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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