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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: The Philosopher who wrote (5127)	5/13/1999 2:35:00 PM
From: Chuzzlewit	Respond to of 6545

I am much too busy eating little pieces of salmon and having my body rubbed to engage in debate on the issue -- but if a concession is all it will take to rid me of a shark wearing cats pajamas, then OK I concede. Now go sue somebody. CTC

To: The Philosopher who wrote (5127)	5/21/1999 10:23:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 6545

Why it's great to be a woman: 1. Free drinks. 2. Free dinners. 3. Free movies (you get the point). 4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay. 5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay. 6. You know The Truth about whether size matters. 7. Speeding ticket? What's that? 8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life. 9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school. 10. If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're not the devil. 11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex. 12. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud. 13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling. 14. You can sleep your way to the top. 15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment. 16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep. 17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower. 18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo. 19. Brad Pitt. 20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself. 21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected. 22. YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real. 23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper. 24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes. 25. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with them. 26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store. 27. If you forget to shave, no one will notice 28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass. 29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it. 30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there. 31. If you're dumb, some people will find it attractive. 32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 33. You have the ability to dress yourself. 34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month. 35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot. 37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's aftershave. 38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley. 39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist. 40. You can quickly end any fight by crying. 41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth. 42. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 43. You've never had a goatee. 44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable. 45. You'll never regret piercing your ears 46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra. 48. You don't have hair on your back. 49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark. 50. You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.