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To: jlallen who wrote (47959)5/15/1999 8:40:00 PM
From: Les H  Respond to of 67261
 
Democrats Propose Legislation That Would Drastically Cut Crime Rates

SACRAMENTO, CA - Democrats in the
California State Assembly have been working
closely with JAILPAC, a prisoner based political
action committee, in order to craft legislation that
would cut crime rates by an estimated 65%. The
result of their efforts is Assembly Bill 666, the
Crime Rate Reduction Act.

The new legislation would impose a $1000 fine
on California residents who call the police to
report a crime. Sticky Fingers Johnson, spokesperson for JAILPAC, explained the
reasoning for the fine. Said Sticky Fingers, "The reason that crime is out of control is
because people are too complacent. If people would be more responsible and make
it more difficult for criminals to steal their stuff then crime rates would fall. If AB 666
is made into law then it would penalize the property owners for making it too easy
for criminals to steal their stuff."

Democrats in the State Assembly hope that the monies collected from the new fines
will help offset the high cost of law enforcement as well as provide the funds
necessary to give incarcerated felons a much needed pay raise for the work that they
perform in prison. Said one Democratic State Assemblywoman, "By making victims
responsible for the theft of their property we will be able to cut crime and decrease
the prison population. This just shows how an openness to new ideas from the
recently enfranchised voters in the state prisons can help make California a better
place."



To: jlallen who wrote (47959)5/15/1999 9:43:00 PM
From: Daniel Schuh  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 67261
 
The correct term for a sub-microscopic brain is Allen.