To: Arktic who wrote (2785 ) 5/16/1999 11:18:00 PM From: Razorbak Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3156
Mr. Craig's Annual Alaskan Moose Hunting Trip ;^)Mr. Craig and one of his hunting buddies (we'll call him "Tom" to protect the innocent) hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Alaska for their annual moose hunting trip. Upon dropping off the two hunters, the pilot tells them, "Remember only one moose, because the plane wouldn't be able to take off with more weight than that." Paul and Tom quickly depart the plane and begin their long trek into the wilderness in search of moose. A week later when the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot finds Paul and Tom standing by the lake with two moose. The pilot fumes, "I told you guys only one moose! You'll have to leave the second one behind 'cause we won't be able to take off with that much weight." "Oh, c'mon!", begs Paul. "Last year, the pilot let us take two moose home. You're just being chicken." Not wanting to appear a coward, the pilot finally agreed to allow the two moose on-board. The plane starts across the lake, straining to take off. The pilot tries and tries to ascend, but to no avail. In less than 15 seconds, they run out of room at the end of the lake, and the plane crashes into the trees. A while later, after coming to, Tom gets up, looks at the debris surrounding the wreckage, and asks Paul, "Where the hell are we?" Paul slowly surveys the situation and then replies, "Oh, I'd say about a hundred yards farther than last year." __________________ OK, Paul, that's obviously another spoof. <vbg> But I couldn't pass up the opportunity to add to the folklore surrounding your annual adventures in the Alaskan wilderness. ;^)