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To: Barney who wrote (2148)	5/18/1999 9:44:00 AM
From: ztect	Respond to of 2733

Top Ten Signs That Your Family Has Succumbed To Technology 1.) You tried to enter your password on the microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. 3.) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4.) You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?" 5.) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. 6.) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. 7.) You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page. 8.) You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant. 9.) Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail In box, asking you to send her JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. 10.) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cellphone to see if anyone is home.