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To: Ironyman who wrote (18868)5/18/1999 12:08:00 PM
From: Jim Bishop  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 34075
 
<Its too soon! ..> ROTFLMAO - let me know when the time is right!



To: Ironyman who wrote (18868)5/18/1999 1:00:00 PM
From: Jim Bishop  Respond to of 34075
 
Speaking of lawyers, thanks toma:

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere.