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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Universal Medical Sytems (UMSI) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: HRAKA who wrote (1604)5/19/1999 10:57:00 AM
From: Laurens  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1672
 
A tall tale from Florida.
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I checked this out carefully, so you know it is the
truth.

Mr. Socks himself could not have been buying up all that UMSI paper.
As he was recently admitted to an observation ward.
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The ever lovely Belle was near tears when she confided her husband had not been himself lately.He started to put on different socks, she said, but she could live with that.The problem became more serious, when he refused to put on any socks, as well as any clothes.And still walked his dog. Also he was not able to sleep.

I asked her if his weird behaviour was perhaps caused by belated guilt feelings,since he had taken the shirt of the back of so many UMSI shareholders??

His lovely Belle could only confirm the doctor had told her he was doing very well on tranquilizers and Viagra.

"Viagra",she had exclaimed."Why on earth had they put her poor husband on Viaga?"

"Well",the doctor said, "The tranquilizers put him to sleep nicely, and the Viagra prevents him from rolling out of bed..."

; - )