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To: Americo Burgos III who wrote (750)	5/19/1999 4:07:00 PM
From: arno	Respond to of 801

LOL!! A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

To: Americo Burgos III who wrote (750)	6/1/1999 11:36:00 PM
From: Warren A. Wilbur, Jr.	Respond to of 801

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

To: Americo Burgos III who wrote (750)	6/2/1999 12:16:00 AM
From: Warren A. Wilbur, Jr.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 801

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN.... >> > Your potted plants stay alive.. >> > Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. >> > You keep more food than beer in the fridge. >> > 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. >> > You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work. >> > You carry an umbrella. >> > You watch the Weather Channel. >> > Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up. >> > You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. >> > Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up' >> > You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't >> > know how to turn down the stereo. >> > Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. >> > You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. >> > Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. >> > You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds. >> > Sleeping on the couch is a no-no. >> > You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. >> > Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. >> > MTV News is no longer your primary source for information. >> > You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and >> > pregnancy test kits. >> > A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'. >> > You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. >> > Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet pepsi, Ho-ho's >> > 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going to >> > drink that much again' >> > Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real >work. >> > You don't get liquored up at home, to save money,before going to a >bar