To: HPilot who wrote (8561 ) 5/20/1999 12:41:00 AM From: Hal Campbell Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 17679
GROSSLY OFF TOPIC ( apologies )....but while we are pondering the many mysteries and possibilities of AXC ...some other questions. << > 1. If you throw a cat out a car window, > does it become kitty litter? > 2. If corn oil comes from corn, > what does baby oil come from? > > 3. How did a fool and his money get together? > > 4. How do they get a deer to cross > at those yellow road signs? > > 5. What's another word for thesaurus? > > 6. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection? > > 7. Why is abbreviation such a long word? > > 8. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > > 9. How do you know when it's time > to tune your bagpipes? > > 10. Is it true that cannibals > don't eat clowns because they taste funny? > > 11. When you choke a smurf, > what color does it turn? > > 12. Why is there an expiration date > on sour cream containers? > > 13. What do they use to ship Styrofoam? > > 14. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? > > 15. If you shoot a mime, > should you use a silencer? > > 16. What was the best thing > before sliced bread? > > 17. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, > doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, > musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, > tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? > > 18. Before they invented drawing boards, > what did they go back to? > > 19. Does the Little Mermaid wear an Algebra? > > 20. Do infants enjoy infancy > as much as adults enjoy adultery? > > 21. How do I set my laser printer on "stun"? > > 22. How is it possible to have a civil war? > > 23. If all the world is a stage, > why is the audience sitting? > > 24. If God dropped acid, > would he see people? > > 25. If love is blind, > why is lingerie so popular? > > 26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, > do the rest have to drown too? > > 27. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, > why is it still #2? > > 28. If work is so terrific, > how come they have to pay you to do it? > > 29. If you're born again, > do you have two belly-buttons? > > 30. If you ate pasta and antipasta, > would you still be hungry? > > 31. If you try to fail, and succeed, > which have you done? > > 32. Is a castrated pig disgruntled? > > 33. Why is it called tourist season > if we can't shoot at them? > > 34. Why is the alphabet in that order? > Is it because of the song? > > 35. What happens when none of your bees wax? > > 36. If the black box flight recorder > is never damaged during a plane crash, > why isn't the whole airplane > made out of the stuff? > > 37. If most car accidents happen > within five miles of home, > why doesn't everyone just move > ten miles away? > > 38. Don't sweat the petty things, > and don't pet the sweaty things. > > 39. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. > > 40. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. > > 41. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, > why do we still have monkeys and apes? > > 42. If all those psychics know > the winning lottery numbers, > why are they still working? > > 43. If a mute swears, > does his mother wash his hands with soap? > > 44. And whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" > to have an "S" in it? > > 45. Why do you read stuff like this > when there are no answers? > >>