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To: Katt-000 who wrote (710)	5/21/1999 8:53:00 AM
From: Vision21	Respond to of 2380

Check for these Viruses!... Lewinsky Virus: sucks all the memory out of your lap top computer and then e-mails everyone about what it did. Mike Tyson Virus: quits after consuming one mega-byte. Oprah Winfrey Virus: shrinks your 300mb hard drive to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb. Titanic Virus: your whole computer goes down after about three hours. Prozac Virus: screws up your ram but your processor doesn't care. Bill Clinton Virus: redefines all definitions. James Carville Virus: attacks the user directly. Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus: deletes all of your old files. Ellen Degeneres Virus: you can no longer insert your floppies into the computer. Volkswagen Virus: the Y2K Bug! Vision