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To: Zack Lyon who wrote (44026)	5/26/1999 1:26:00 PM
From: Lazarus Long	Respond to of 50264

Hiya Zack! I just came across this as I was cleaning up my files... thought it appropriate to your comment. Hope it doesn't offend anybody, as I think it is just too funny! Lazarus ************************************************* Your "Baby" is too old for breastfeeding if... 10. He can open your blouse by himself. 9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other. 8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue. 7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt. 6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee. 5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine. 4. After each feeding, he has a smoke. 3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner. 2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos." 1. You have beard abrasions on your areola.