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To: Bill Ulrich who wrote (2613)5/22/1999 8:40:00 AM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3795
 
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To: Bill Ulrich who wrote (2613)5/22/1999 11:06:00 AM
From: Marshall  Respond to of 3795
 
You sir - just made my morning and probably my entire day. :-)



To: Bill Ulrich who wrote (2613)5/22/1999 12:01:00 PM
From: Tom C  Respond to of 3795
 
Now back to Webnode Jeopardy™...

Contestant #1: Alex, I'll take “Wire We Here” for 300.

Alex: The answer is “Mountain Energy but not Webnode”

Bzzzzz!, Bzzzz!, Bzzzz!

Contestant #1: Who is a client of [reference deleted]?

Alex: I'm sorry, that's...

Bzzzz!, Bzzzzzz!

Contestant #3: What stock was "halted" by the SEC for misleading press releases?

Alex: That's correct Contestant #3, that puts you in the lead with 1700 points.

Contestant #3: I'll try "Dynamic Duos" for 200

Alex: The answer is "Cindy but not Ellen"

Bzzzz!, Bzzzzz!, Bzzzz!

Contestant #2: Who got the matching Washer and Dryer set?

Alex: Correct! That brings your total to 1000 points and second place. Which category would you like?

Contestant #2: I'll take “Wire We Here” for 500.

Alex: The answer for 500 points is "Webnode but not Mountain Energy"

Bzzzz!, Bzzzz!, Bzzzzzzz!

Contestant #2: What company press release taught investors to be wary of everything they read on the Internet?

Alex: (Looks to the judges), I'm sorry ...

Bzzz!, Bzzzzzz!

Contestant #1: Who is being sued for a fake press release?

Alex: That's correct!




To: Bill Ulrich who wrote (2613)5/23/1999 12:48:00 AM
From: S. maltophilia  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3795
 
Speaking of First Amendment...
dallasnews.com
" Saying "there ought to be limits to freedom," Gov. George W.
Bush has filed a legal complaint against the owners of a Web site that
lampoons his White House bid....."