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To: Karin who wrote (2169)	5/23/1999 1:53:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM University: ______________________ To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________ I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons: __1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. __2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did. __3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into: ______Medical School ______Graduate School ______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority ______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech __4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in: _______________. __5. I'll lose my scholarship. __6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam. __7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam. __8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact. __9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles. __10. You are prejudiced against: ____Males ____Jews ____Blacks ____Females ____Catholics ____Whites ____Protestants ____Moslems ____Minorities ____Chicanos ____People ____Students __11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance. __12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness: ____mono ____broken baby finger ____acute alcoholism ____pregnancy ____VD ____fatherhood __13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done. __14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull. __15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade. __16. The lectures were: ____too detailed to pick out important points ____not explained in sufficient detail ____too boring ____all jokes and not enough material ____all of the above __17. This course was: ____too early, I was not awake. ____at lunchtime, I was hungry ____too late, I was tired __18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course. __19. Other__________________________________