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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (734)	5/24/1999 10:35:00 AM
From: Susie924	Respond to of 2380

Freak! << I am also only 36.343434343% insane..lol >> I don't believe it! Better take it again! Susie/Jenny

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (734)	5/24/1999 12:08:00 PM
From: Bald Eagle	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2380

I missed only 13 words, but I am about 47% insane :-)

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (734)	5/24/1999 5:32:00 PM
From: Vision21	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should > >1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the >bathtub tap on and off with your toes. > >2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of >running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching >over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the >vacuum one more chance. > >3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection >(lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will >somehow 'remove' all the germs. > >4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one >armrest in a movie theater. > >5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept >onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he >finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug. > >6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open >here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the >'illegal' side. > >7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole >purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground >pepper. > >8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and >forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. > >9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog >presses its nose to it. > >10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always >letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when >you're only six inches away. I also missed 26 words in the spelling test... My Wife tells me that I am about 75% insane. Vision