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To: Barney who wrote (2174)	5/24/1999 4:05:00 PM
From: WEBNATURAL	Respond to of 2733

HIGH SCHOOL REUNION An old man decides to go to his high school's 50 year reunion. He hasn't seen anyone since their 25 year reunion and is very interested to see who might show up. When he gets there he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down at a table and talk about the past 25 years. "How have you been?" he asks. "Just fine, just fine," she replies. "Although I do have some good news and bad news for you." "Bad news first please." "Well, I had to have a hysterectomy a few years back." "Oh, that's terrible," he says. "What's the good news?" She says, "The doctor found your old high school ring you thought lost."

To: Barney who wrote (2174)	5/24/1999 6:00:00 PM
From: Tony B	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."