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To: Moosie who wrote (44178)5/25/1999 6:38:00 PM
From: E'Lane  Respond to of 50264
 
Talk about getting away with murder!!!
*******

Cleaner Polishes Off Patients

For several months, nurses have been baffled to find a patient dead in the same bed every Friday morning at the Pelonomi Hospital in Free State, South Africa. There was no apparent cause for any of the deaths, and extensive checks on the air conditioning system, and a search for possible bacterial infection, failed to reveal any clues. However, further inquiries have now revealed the cause of these deaths... It seems that every Friday morning a cleaning lady would enter the ward, remove the plug that powered the patient's life support system, plug her floor polisher into the vacant socket, then go about her business. When she had finished her chores, she would plug the life support machine back in and
leave, unaware that the patient was now dead. She could not,
after all, hear the screams and eventual death rattle over the whirring of her polisher.

A spokesman has stated "We are sorry, and have sent a strong
letter to the cleaner in question. Further, the Free State Health and Welfare Department is arranging for an electrician to fit an extra socket, so there should be no repetition of this incident. The inquiry is now closed." (Cape Times).

[and I once got fired from a job for being late! I need to
get a job at this hospital]



To: Moosie who wrote (44178)5/25/1999 7:30:00 PM
From: Jack Colton  Respond to of 50264
 
Howdy All!

What can you infer from antler marks on your rib cage?

- Jack



To: Moosie who wrote (44178)5/25/1999 8:03:00 PM
From: Fuzzy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 50264
 
Leafs 2---otherguys zip