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To: fatheroz who wrote (2185)	5/26/1999 8:39:00 AM
From: orkrious	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Shooting Par Three guys, Father, Son and Grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is a really beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, 'I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game'. The guys say OK and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, parring every hole. The foursome get to the 18th and she has a 12 foot putt for par. She turns around and says, 'You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job you will never forget.' The guys think what a deal! The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, 'Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup.' The father walks up and says, 'Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup.' The Grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says 'That's a Gimme.'