Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Jokes -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (2187)	5/26/1999 11:11:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

From: There is no hope for Leroy :-) Enjoy! Get out your Ebonics dictionary:: Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in: 1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin bidwiz on the stoop the other day,man I was HONOROLL. 2.PLANET - I know this dude who got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard. 3.DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said DISMAY hurt a little. 4.OMELETTE - I should punch you dead in the eye for what you just said but OMELETTE this one go this time. 5.STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It just make you STAIRWAY into space. 6. MOBILE - I went to the store to buy some food, I was short on cash, my man said gimme one MOBILE. 7. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away. 8. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl,AFRO a lamp at her. 9. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out. 10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET. 11. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING. 12. KENYA - I needed money fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. 13. DERANGE - is where da deer and antelope play. 14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said DATA boy. 16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I get a job?" 18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart. (HA!) 19.COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM." 20.DECIDE - My boy frontin' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

To: Barney who wrote (2187)	5/26/1999 11:16:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

A Spelling Test - Easy for those with CLEAR AND CLEAN mind's.... 1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? 5) What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 7) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy... I swear this is not dirty...!!! (Scroll down for answers) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . * NOW... PLEASE SEE THE ANSWERS... 1) Talk 2) Legs 3) A Twenty-dollar bill 4) Firetruck 5) Fork 6) Almond Joy Candy Bar 7) Last name See? Who is dirty?