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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Neocon who wrote (50288)	5/28/1999 5:32:00 PM
From: Les H	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 67261

Gore Announces That He Does Not Wear Underwear In an effort to breathe life into his ailing Presidential Campaign, Vice President Al Gore today announced that he doesn't wear underwear. The declaration appears to have been prompted by last week's release of Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura's autobiography. When Alisa Vowles, BNN's Campaign 2000 correspondent was able to catch up to the Vice President she asked him, "Is the underwear announcement an attempt to make you appear to be more human?" Gore responded to the question in a very stiff and metered voice by saying, "Absolutely not. When Jesse Ventura announced that he follows the Navy Seal practice of not wearing underwear he failed to acknowledge who was responsible for starting that tradition. Everyone knows the Navy Seals got the idea from me. I just wanted to make sure that I received the proper credit that I deserve." Members of Gore's campaign staff stand by the Vice President's claims. One campaign staffer told BNN, "I am not shocked that the Vice President doesn't wear underwear. I've suspected it for a while because of the strange smell that always accompanies Mr. Gore."