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To: corporal spewchunks who wrote (1184)5/28/1999 3:42:00 PM
From: corporal spewchunks  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2018
 
OK Droogs I'll give you one more, but this time you only get 10 seconds to respond because it's so easy:
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite?
Inn Keeper: No
Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him)
I thought you said yer dewg did not bite!
Inn Keeper: Zat... iz not my dog!
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Scenes Clouseau: Do you have a REUM?
Inn Keeper: I do not know what a REUM iz!
Clouseau: Zimma
Inn Keeper: Ahhh.. a RRRUUUMMM!
Clouseau: That is what I have been saying you idiot! REUM!