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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (26741)5/30/1999 9:58:00 PM
From: PCModem  Respond to of 71178
 
Delicious beef bars

Ingredients:

* 1 container of spam
* 1 pound of broiled beef
* 6 sliced mushrooms
* 1 block of pungent swiss cheese
* 1 block of mild cheddar cheese
* 1 tomato
* 5 squirts of mayonnaise
* 2 pinches of fresh oregano
* 1 clove of garlic
* 1 cup of flour
* 6 tablespoons of spicy ketchup
* 1 tail of baby crabs
* 2 squirts of minty toothpaste
* 1 cup of fine sand

Preparation:

1. Cut spam into bite-sized cubes and sprinkle on bowl
2. Grill beef
3. Mix in mushrooms
4. Slice swiss cheese and add to mushrooms
5. Garnish mushrooms with cheddar cheese
6. Chop tomato and toss in mushrooms
7. Squirt mayonnaise on mushrooms
8. Sprinkle oregano on mushrooms
9. Add garlic
10. Pour flour on garlic
11. Boil ketchup for 11 days
12. Dump crabs in ketchup
13. Kill toothpaste
14. Gently kill sand
15. Broil for 100 minutes

Serves 9.

Poor Toothpaste, Poor Sand.

PCM