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Pastimes : I NEED To Sell a KIDNEY -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Josef Svejk who wrote (244)	6/3/1999 10:41:00 PM
From: Captain Jack	Respond to of 600

Josef--- In the newspapers they advertise to buy blood. Why is it illeagle to sell a kidney and not to sell blood? Hell-- they even buy sperm at sperm banks,,, start a kidney bank??? The way some conversations have gone on this thread IMO some need to remember this little ditty... There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate. Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As he looked around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight. Unfortunately, he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when he hit the floor. Dead. The moral to the story is: Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit ;)