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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: sandintoes who wrote (51610)	6/3/1999 7:36:00 PM
From: Les H	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 67261

U.S. Considers Asking China for Help With Satellite Problems VANDENBERG, AFB - The recent rash of failed satellite launches by the United States has prompted some aerospace officials to seek help from the Communist Red Chinese. Said Boris Missinski, a U.S. Satellite Launch Specialist, "President Clinton sold the Chinese some highly sophisticated equipment. Since their aerospace systems are now equal to ours, there is no reason to believe that they couldn't help us solve our current problems. You never know, they may have already developed technology that surpasses ours. If that is the case, then we may have a few things to learn from their aerospace industry." The Chinese, however, are not open to sharing aerospace information with the U.S. or Missinski's launch team. Said Chinese Prime Minister, Zhu Rhongi, "If you Yankee capitalist pigs want us to help you solve your satellite problems, then you will have to either steal the information or pay for it. "