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To: Impristine5 who wrote (19986)	6/3/1999 8:38:00 PM
From: Craig A	Respond to of 41369

<OT> JOKE TIME Stop me if you've heard it.. A commuter plane is on fire. On board is Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, a hippie and his son, and, of course the pilot. A discussion breaks out as to who gets the parachutes as there are only four on board. "I must have one!" yells Michael. "I am a role model for children!' He grabs a chute and jumps. The Pilot demands, "I also must have one. There are many flights to be flown and I must survive!" Out he goes. Bill Gates stands up and says, "I may be the smartest man in the world. I must take a parachute. There is much to contribute!" He jumps. The hippie looks at his son and says, "I have had a good life. You take the last parachute." His son turns and says, " Don't worry, Dad. The smartest man in the world just put on my backpack."