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To: somethingwicked who wrote (7340)6/6/1999 12:07:00 AM
From: The Perfect Hedge  Respond to of 30928
 
***********GREENPUKE'S DIARY FOUND!!+++++++++++++++++

"how I wish Ground Zero would turn into a kangaroo and jump up and down on my ameba penis like a pogo stick"

"I wish my dad would let me have an orgasm too...just once!"

"I had my first sexual experience today.It was around 3 a.m. and I awoke to a monster inbred mutant under my covers....I said.."Mom,what are you doing down there?"

"I'm definitely healing...I picked the scab off and now I can urinate"

Printed without permission straight from Greenie's diary....

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