To: Bald Eagle who wrote (845 ) 6/6/1999 6:56:00 PM From: Susie924 Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2380
>>TIME FOR SOME HUMOUR IN YOUR DAY...IT'S A GIRL THANG! >>Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess >>I have two mounds upon my bodice >>I shave my legs, I sit down to pee >>I can justify any shopping spree >>Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon >>Can get a massage without a hard-on >>I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas >>Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass >>My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. >>At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong >>I don't drive in circles at any cost >>And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost >>Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon >>Every time I have to go to the john >>I don't brag about the size of my cup >>Hey, put the seat down, 'cause I won't leave it up! >>I never forget an important date >>You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late >>I don't watch movies with lots of gore >>Don't need instant replay to remember the score >>I won't lose my hair >>I don't get jock itch >>And just cause I'm assertive >>Don't call me a bitch >>I don't wear the same underwear everyday >>The food in my fridge has no sign of decay >>Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart >>Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art >>Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her >>In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! >>Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best >>Would you look at my face, not at my chest! >>I don't have a problem expressing my feelings >>I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling >>Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick >>I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick? >>Now, you must forward this to 5 FEMALES or you will have a >>HORRIBLE >>streak of bad love life. >>