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To: Bald Eagle who wrote (845)6/6/1999 6:10:00 PM
From: Stephen O  Respond to of 2380
 
Let me pick Global Thermoelectric on TSE symbol GLE The new fuel cell company



To: Bald Eagle who wrote (845)6/6/1999 6:56:00 PM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2380
 
>>TIME FOR SOME HUMOUR IN YOUR DAY...IT'S A GIRL THANG!
>>Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess
>>I have two mounds upon my bodice
>>I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
>>I can justify any shopping spree
>>Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
>>Can get a massage without a hard-on
>>I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
>>Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass
>>My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
>>At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong
>>I don't drive in circles at any cost
>>And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost
>>Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon
>>Every time I have to go to the john
>>I don't brag about the size of my cup
>>Hey, put the seat down, 'cause I won't leave it up!
>>I never forget an important date
>>You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
>>I don't watch movies with lots of gore
>>Don't need instant replay to remember the score
>>I won't lose my hair
>>I don't get jock itch
>>And just cause I'm assertive
>>Don't call me a bitch
>>I don't wear the same underwear everyday
>>The food in my fridge has no sign of decay
>>Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart
>>Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art
>>Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her
>>In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
>>Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best
>>Would you look at my face, not at my chest!
>>I don't have a problem expressing my feelings
>>I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling
>>Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick
>>I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick?
>>Now, you must forward this to 5 FEMALES or you will have a
>>HORRIBLE
>>streak of bad love life.
>>