Copyright © 2026 Knight Sac Media. All rights reserved.https://www.siliconinvestor.com/subject.aspx?subjectid=26211 Interesting reading off the internet -- Elminster The Black Art of Making Money in Penny Stocks Welcome to the "Black Art of Making Money in Penny Stocks" website. I'm a long time stock trader and investor and I will provide a ficticious rendition of how the mind works of a penny stock trader in the form of a diary. The information is this document is provided for entertainment purposes only. Don't be alarmed if the information contained in my diary resembles real life people, scenarios, places, or events. It's purely coincidental. Jonny Wadchuter's Diary Introduction: Dear Diary, this is my first entry into my diary and I have decided to join the ranks of "Penny Stock Hypster Extraordinaire". I have chosen the screen name "Jonny Wadchuter" and I'll use this name when I log into chat rooms and internet message boards. Funny name isn't it ? <g> A penny stock hypster ? How low can I go ? I feel like a sub-human specie ! Oh well, I know I'm being a bad boy but I need to scam money out of people. Who cares, if they're stupid to sink their money into "speculative stocks", that's their problem. <g> I have an interesting plan, a very organized one indeed. I have a small following of friends that are interested in making money too and I have convinced them to join my clan. Since I'm the brains behind this, I will make all the recommendations and they will be performing most of the research. This is too cool as I can make money off them without them knowing my true intentions. What a loser I have become, making money off my friends too. I need a name for my clan, what shall I call it ? Hmmm.... I know, "Clan Rippenuoff". Seems fitting since all I do is rip you off. What else do I need to do ? Well, here's my list of things; Clan Rippenuoff's Agenda: 1. I need to organize the people in this clan and assign duties. Here's the KEY people in my clan. These are the screen names that they're going to use in chat rooms and internet message boards. The rest of the clan members are solely there to make a little money and provide a presence on the chat rooms and internet message boards. We need a nice flood of messages to make it look like something serious is brewing. Clan Rippenuoff Main Hypesters: Jonny Wadchuter - That's me, I am the King Pin, the CEO of this clan. I make all the calls. Dave Dikinyeras - My best friend, he will be the main hypster sitting at my side and the finacial advisor-->Yeah right! <g> Patricia Perlneklis - She's the "happy" girl, the mediatore when things get too hot, she comes to the rescue. Marvin Moenews - The news "guy". Can't make money unless there is news. <g> Theadore MeatCleaver - The "Nay-sayer", Scare-Tactics at it's best. 2. I'm going to find a penny stock with some "sizzle" and of course it must be a stock with a low float so it can easily be manipulated. I'll start accumulating it behind closed doors. When I am finished, I will recommend this stock to my close friends and pals (my clan). I want to...https://www.siliconinvestor.com/images/Logo380x132.pnghttps://www.siliconinvestor.com/subject.aspx?subjectid=2621138013210