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1808	A fellow bought a Beamer and was out on the Interstate for a nice evening >&	P.S.N.	-	3/21/1999
1807	> Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist.... > > Scientists at NA	Monty Lenard	-	3/21/1999
1806	One day, Josh decided to take a trip from Montreal (where he lived) to that gre	Barney	-	3/21/1999
1805	The great Baptist minister and faith healer Oral Roberts dies and goes to heave	Barney	-	3/21/1999
1804	1-If America and Canada got into a war, where would all the draft dodgers go? 2	Barney	-	3/21/1999
1803	Hollywood at War ---------------- Last night, The Bridge Over The River Kwai w	Barney	-	3/21/1999
1802	A fellow walks into a bar and notices a big jug almost filled with fifty dollar	Barney	-	3/21/1999
1801	Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picke	Barney	-	3/21/1999
1800	A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex. When he got home he coul	John Messbauer	-	3/20/1999
1799	I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed in 1999. A dusty, d	John Messbauer	-	3/20/1999
1798	Judi (a blond) left her car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over she ch	John Messbauer	-	3/20/1999
1797	"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday." "Why did y	John Messbauer	-	3/20/1999
1796	Q. What is the difference between 69 and driving in the fog? A. When driving	John Messbauer	-	3/20/1999
1795	Steve complained to his friend that love making with his wife was becoming rout	Barney	-	3/20/1999
1794	A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.	Barney	-	3/20/1999
1793	On the day of their 50th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee s	Barney	-	3/20/1999
1792	A woman is in bed with her lover (who also happens to be her husband's bes	Barney	-	3/20/1999
1791	A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the s	Barney	-	3/20/1999
1790	A fresh faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the	Barney	-	3/20/1999
1789	A mother takes her 5 year old Little Johnny with her to the bank on a busy Fri	Barney	-	3/20/1999
1788	I once dated a girl who was so ugly that when she went to the plastic surgeon .	charlie mcgeehan	-	3/20/1999
1787	This shouldn't be on the joke thread -- it should be on the Better Manageme	The Philosopher	-	3/19/1999
1786	The Plan In the beginning, there was the Plan. And then came th	Peter S. Maroulis	-	3/19/1999
1785	Yup, this one [the nyt bank letter] qualifies as the <i>strong letter...&	N	-	3/19/1999
1784	Letter received by a bank recently and printed in the New York Times... Dear B	Henry Volquardsen	-	3/19/1999

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