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Pastimes
Good, Bad, and Lame Pick-Up Lines
An SI Board Since August 1998
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Emcee:  Elmer Flugum Type:  Unmoderated
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24 lol........i sent this to the bald man from mars earlier........but i never gotJeff-8/3/1998
23 That's great, Jeff...glad you posted it...better coming from a guy! But I&#Pami-8/3/1998
22 hi pjay.........this is jeff........i'm glad you are having fun with the soJeff-8/3/1998
21 STRTYZ! If everything else fails...hit her with this one: dailywav.com Then Pami-8/2/1998
20 Well, I guess it all depends what kitchen you're in, when you leave those Just My Opinion-8/2/1998
19 So your point is: MONEY DOES THE TALKING? Sounds like what happens when you Elmer Flugum-8/2/1998
18 I remember one night in Ft Lauderdale about 12 years ago, a guy was burning twJust My Opinion-8/2/1998
17 Hi, My name's (your name). You can practice screaming that at the top of ySTRTYZ-8/2/1998
16 Ask her if she likes to bake. And then proceed to tell her about a great recipnougie-8/2/1998
15 I tried, Len! Gave them my best bet for a sure pick up, and everyone disappearePami-8/2/1998
14 At a bar or restaurant, When the waitress brings you your drink, take a sip anSTRTYZ-8/2/1998
13 Best bet for all you guys is to go for a walk with an adorable puppy on a leashPami-8/2/1998
12 "Should I wake you tomorrow with a phone call or a nudge?" Gary Nittany Lion-8/2/1998
11 <i><b>The</i></b> best pick-up line known to man. wwnJust My Opinion-8/1/1998
10 Though you all my look into this. Subject 22321Dorine Essey-8/1/1998
9 It has worked 4 times. "Would you like to see the house?" worked bestlong-gone-8/1/1998
8 I like that one, can I use it? ;-) eomJust My Opinion-8/1/1998
7 "Excuse me miss, could you pop this thing on my back?"nougie-8/1/1998
6 Gosh you're pretty. Would you like make love? I have to be honest with you Just My Opinion-8/1/1998
5 "Hey! Didn't I meet you at the VD clinic this afternoon?" "EL KABONG!!!-8/1/1998
4 "Want to see the home of the WHOPPER?"nougie-8/1/1998
3 'When we went to bed at 2 last night you were a 10.. now getting up at 10,Mr.Manners-8/1/1998
2 "Didn't I sleep with you last night" <eom>nougie-8/1/1998
1 After way too much to drink, 'Come on up and see my retchings.'Mr.Manners-8/1/1998
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