CIGAR QUOTES:

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Groucho Marx

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. Mark Twain

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.
Daisy Fuentes

Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace. Raul Julia

"Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma." -- Anonymous

"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar."
-- Mark Twain

"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go." -- Mark Twain


"Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule), no woman should marry a man who does not smoke."
-- Robert Louis Stevenson