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6533Yo momma is so ugly... [graphic] Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t. — ITomato-September 25
6532I wanted some honey, so I went to a local apiary to get some of my own bees. I Tomato1September 25
6531Did you read about the Mexican who had two penises? He named one Jose and the oTomato-September 24
6530Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward’." Contestant: "CTomato-September 24
6529They conducted an autopsy on the inmate who hung himself in his cell. Turns outTomato-September 23
6528Why does Batman keep the lower half of his face exposed? [graphic] To let the Tomato-September 23
6527I've been sleeping with a female veteran. I make sure I always thank her foTomato-September 22
6526Jim goes to the doctor with a bump on his forehead. He says, "Doc, I haveTomato-September 22
6525Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Tomato-September 21
6524A couple goes on a date to a baseball game. The guy turns to his date and sTomato-September 21
6523Where do French women with saggy vaginas go for surgery? Toulouse. — The inveTomato-September 20
6522A young Greek couple are about to get married. [graphic]Before the nuptials, thTomato-September 20
6521Why did the emu lose all his friends when he grew a few feet taller? [graphic] Tomato-September 19
6520I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well. Tomato-September 19
6519 I was in Little Saigon and felt like Vietnamese soup. I walked up to this guy Tomato-September 18
6518Sherlock Holmes's sister, Ella, was a bit confused--not that she suffered frTomato-September 17
6517The neighbor girl is called Cooking Spray. They tried naming her Pam, but it dTomato-September 17
6516A Jewish mohel with over 50 years of practice had accumulated a huge collection Tomato-September 17
6515The woman decided to divorce her husband. She hired a lawyer who specialized inTomato-September 16
6514Great Financial Advice My parents always said, "Work until your bank accoTomato-September 16
6513Archaeologists found a Halls Mentholyptus throat lozenge in King Tut's tomb.Tomato-September 15
6512What did the pimp say when he found out that one of the girls in his prostitute Tomato-September 15
6511My wife said to me “If I ever get [graphic] Alzheimers I would commit suicide rTomato-September 14
6510A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families. [grTomato-September 14
6509I walked in on two mummies making out. I said, "Why don't you two get Tomato-September 13
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