Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of American Spirit's Fiction
A collection of American Spirit's finest whoppers.
Rebuttals are also welcome, of course.
AS will not be excluded so he/she/it can provide yet more amusement by attempting to rebut the rebuttals. Helpers are welcome as long as they are paper trained.
We need American Spirit here. It can tell outrageous lies and we will tell outrageous truths.
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THREAD CONTEST!
Bring a real news story but write the headline as if you were American Spirit. (You may need a lobotomy first to do this right.)
EXAMPLES:
"Bush/Cheney Economic Disaster Continues Despite Addition of a Few Burger Flipping Jobs"
story.news.yahoo.com
"Bush Kills Six More in Iraq; 359 Days Until Kerry is Elected President"
story.news.yahoo.com |
