Started By: bobby
WARNING: the following thread is rated R. Small bears and needy bear clowns should be asked to leave the room. This forum is a bear clown-free zone.... all bear clowns must be destroyed in the coming abby ho tough love
Definition of a BEAR Klown:
0. Who expects clowns 1 through 9 will see the light before he bites the dust.
1. Who expects the markets to retrench at least 30% per annum.
2. Who thinks that the Feds and AG play for a band named limp biscuit and that BOZo should replace George Washington on the $ bill.
3. Who thinks that it is the duty of the Govt to save them from their stupid bearish bets, by constricting the money supply, selling people on shorting american companies, and playing up the glass half-empty deal in the media.
4. Who is as dogmatic about the end of the world as the bull clowns were dogmatic about the internet and the new economy at the top, bear klowns don't believe the market can go up, bull clowns don't believe the market can go down.
5. Who thinks that it is the ameritraders who drive the market higher.
6. Who thinks that NasDUNG can continue to fall 70-80 points per day FOREVER.
7. Who thinks that he can COVER HIS SHORTS ahead of everybody before the invitable bULL market arrives.
8. Who expects every one to be a BROKE DICK STANDING IN A SOUP LINE and still expectS inflation AND DEFLATION to be a SIMULTANEOUS problem, BECAUSE SOMETHIN HAS TO GET HIS SHORT IN THE MONEY -G-
9. Who tells people with un-BEARISH views on a stock to get off the thread.
10. Who sezs every other day the market is gonna crash and i'm buying more poots while the nasdaq is gaining 400% over a 15 month period, and then has the guts to call people making money on the long side 'clowns' -g-.
11. Who believes bear klown described in #10 is still liquid and is some kind of bear guru for calling the top -lol-
As BOBBY sez, "all BEAR clowns must be destroyed" and that is the market logic. I believe that the market has already took care of Clown No. 0!!
List of Banned bear Clowns:
(its small now, but i have a feeling it will grow -g-):
lucretious, mm, odb,tippet
all appeals should be made to thread regulars via PM or to the appeals thread, don't post them
to me....
we're gonna try this for a while and see how it goes.... the clown thread has recently become a garbage can, and it needs cleaning.
OFFICIAL THREAD APPROVED INSULT:
lucretious.
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