Started By: bobby
WARNING: the following thread is rated R. Small bears and needy bear clowns should be asked to leave the room. This forum is a bear clown-free zone.... all bear clowns must be destroyed in the coming abby ho tough love
Definition of a BEAR Klown:
0. Who expects clowns 1 through 9 will see the light before he bites the dust.
1. Who expects the markets to retrench atleast 30% per annum.
2. Who thinks that the Feds and AG play for a band named limp biscuit and that BOZo should replace George Washington on the $ bill.
3. Who thinks that it is the duty of the Govt to save them from their stupid bearish bets, by constricting the money supply, selling people on shorting american companies, and playing up the glass half-empty deal in the media.
4. Who expects the market to value MSFT on par with Old Navy.
5. Who thinks that it is the ameritraders who drive the market higher.
6. Who thinks that NasDUNG can continue to fall 70-80 points per day FOREVER.
7. Who thinks that he can COVER HIS SHORTS ahead of everybody before the invetable bULL market arrives.
8. Who expects every one to be a BROKE DICK STANDING IN A SOUP LINE and still expectS inflation AND DEFLATION to be a SIMULTANEOUS problem, BECAUSE SOMETHIN HAS TO GET HIS SHORT IN THE MONEY -G-
9. Who tells people with un-BEARISH views on a stock to get off the thread.
As BOBBY sez, "all BEAR clowns must be destroyed" and that is the market logic. I believe that the market has already took care of Clown No. 0!!
List of Banned bear Clowns:
(its small now, but i have a feeling it will grow -g-):
lucretious, mm, odb,tippet
all appeals should be made to thread regulars via PM or to the appeals thread, don't post them
to me....
we're gonna try this for a while and see how it goes.... the clown thread has recently become a garbage can, and it needs cleaning.
OFFICIAL THREAD APPROVED INSULT:
lucretious.
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