Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of American Spirit's and Lizzie Tudor's Fiction
A collection of American Spirit's and Lizzie's finest whoppers.
Rebuttals are also welcome, of course.
AS and Lizzie will not be excluded so he/she/it can provide yet more amusement by attempting to rebut the rebuttals. Helpers are welcome as long as they are paper trained.
We need American Spirit and Lizzie here. They can tell outrageous lies and we will tell outrageous truths.
Lizzie has been doing such a fine job of distorting and ignoring the truth that it would be unfair to ignore her.
=============================================================
THREAD CONTEST!
Bring a real news story but write the headline as if you were American Spirit. (You may need a lobotomy first to do this right.)
EXAMPLES:
"Bush/Cheney Economic Disaster Continues Despite Addition of a Few Burger Flipping Jobs"
story.news.yahoo.com
"Bush Kills Six More in Iraq; 359 Days Until Kerry is Elected President"
story.news.yahoo.com |
