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 Selfies with you showing your account balance are encouraged. Please be sure to include your social security number for verification.
 
 Some terms explained:
 
 PM:  Post Malone
 PMS:  Post Malone Syndrome – That time of the month when you get your credit card statement showing the $1,000 front row seat to Post Malone last fall that your ex said would be so epic. Yeah. 28% interest epic, baby. Had to downgrade to Spotify Free like a bum.
 
 MILF – Your ATM and Pornhub password after that 7-year old told you 1234 wasn't secure.
 
 IDK – I do know – a shortcut for those of you who are omniscient, but you already knew this.
 
 Centerpoint Gap Theory Explained:  Message 33418273
 
 Example of Someone Confused by Centerpoint Gap Theory:  Message 33418246
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