A place where you can feel free to pee while sitting down, unless it's on my lap, cause I know that costs extra.
Selfies with you showing your account balance are encouraged. Please be sure to include your social security number for verification.
Some terms explained:
PM: Post Malone
PMS: Post Malone Syndrome – That time of the month when you get your credit card statement showing the $1,000 front row seat to Post Malone last fall that your ex said would be so epic. Yeah. 28% interest epic, baby. Had to downgrade to Spotify Free like a bum.
MF'er – Morgan Freeman'er – The connected one who can get you anything like in Shawshank. “Thanks, MF'er, for that chart!”
MILF – Your ATM and Pornhub password after that 7-year old told you 1234 wasn't secure.
IDK – I do know – a shortcut for those of you who are omniscient, but you already knew this. |
