House Rules of Play at the Cache INN
After six (6) years of somewhat "inconsistent," yet generally enjoyable occupancy, Management has been advised that modern clientele of the hospitality industry are no longer satisfied with the customary pillow chocolates for Mom, nor the oversized terry cloth robes for Pop. Moreover, as shocking as it may be, it has come to our attention that certain of our "older" guests have actually taken to accepting the tragic-comedy stylings of The Bird who entertains, almost nightly, in our Niche Nest Lounge as something akin to Gideon's Gospel!
How this could be is far beyond our grasp. It certainly conflicts with all the commonly accepted Laws of Physics, Evolution, Supply and Demand with which we are familiar. Nevertheless, it has been suggested that a FAIR DISCLOSURE of the House Rules will prevent further growth of the aforesaid "Cult of Gideon's Owl."
While the logic of this suggestion escapes us, we have no doubt at all that Mom & Pop are always right, no matter what The Legendary EE's may say. So here are the Rules of Play here at The INN. Violate their proscriptions if you choose. But please have the courtesy to consider yourselves Fairly Exposed to this Disclosure.
1. You must go here and read: siliconinvestor.com
If you are still tempted to act in accordance with The Word of The Owl you must memorize each of the following Rules of Play.
2. You get what you pay for, and you haven't paid The Owl enough to get much more than pellets.
3. The Owl does not perform for your financial health.
4. Frankly, there is scant proof that The Owl has much concern for his own financial health. ...But unless you happen to be The Great Owl Momma, this should be of no concern to you.
5. The Owl is certifiably crazy about all things Ramtronian. EDRAMs, ESRAMs, FRAMs or StLRAMS, they are all the best at what they do as far as he's concerned. He made his "Owly Decision" to devote himself to these products long before he met you, bought his first share of stock, or his first ticket.
6. If you join the Cult of The Owl, you will be allowed to question the "Owly Decision." But don't get upset if The Owl makes fun of you if you decide to impose your questions only after you bought your boat load of shares following a long night of partying at the Niche Nest Lounge.
7. Oh shoot. We forgot. You decided to join the Cult of The Owl. ...He is going make fun of you no matter when or what, you may say or do.
8. If you don't know what you want before you go to the store, you are quite likely to leave with (a) what the store wants you to buy; (b) something you miraculously "discovered" you wanted; or (c) nothing. This is not the way to buy stock. ...Unless you are The Owl.
9. If we had a dime for every Needful Thing that you have bought, we would have Buffett and Gates registered at The INN instead of Mom & Pop.
10. If you buy RMTR shares only after hearing The Word of The Owl, you must give him a finder's fee or, at the very least, a healthy tip. ...It certainly seems like the FAIR thing to us.
The Management |
