Welcome to Voltaire's Porch... a rapidly growing Investment Kingdom connivingly ruled by a former snake-oil salesman turned cult leader who listens to supernatural beings for stock market guidance.
It is no accident you've been drawn to this thread -- it's outright MIND CONTROL!! Once you enter these hallowed halls you will never be the same and you will never, ever be able to completely leave the cult or think for yourself again (or call your parents).
All is good. All is well. Come on in and sit a spell. One of the servants will bring you a nice cool lemonade. Drink from the cup and relax. Let go of your worldly cares, misconceptions and useless defenses. Resistance is futile. You are now one of US. You are a Porchie!
(And if you believed all that, there are still a few bottles of magic elixir under the porch for sale.)
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