This thread is for everyone who thinks being a clown isn't good enough. That's old hat, passe, over dude. Now you need to be a hyperclown. Short puts, long calls and on margin or futures or whatever.... Only stocks with betas of 2 or more. You get the picture.
All news is good news. If unemployment is up then interest rates will be cut. If it's down then the economy is doing well and earnings will be up. If GDP is up earnings will be up if it's down rates will be cut....
All charts are bullish. If the stock, index, or commodity is going up then it has strong momentum and a high RSI so you should buy it. Don't get left behind. If it is going down then it is oversold and you should buy it too.
Fundamentals are bullish too. A high P/E shows that the company has fantastic growth opportunities, a low P/E that it is cheap. You want to buy both of those too. |
