Ressurrected - thought I'd give 'em another at-bat.
10. Hi there, beautiful. Whaddaya say we Assess, Remediate, Test and Implement a future together?
9. May I test you for Compliance with a Hard Drive?
8. I'm fresh outta Propane - but we can make our own Thermal Energy.
7. I'd buy you a drink but I'm broke because I didn't Withdraw any money from my Bank last weekend and now the vaults are empty and, I'm broke, and.......... (wait a few seconds for her maternal instincts to kick in and she's yours).
6. You'll always have a Contingency Plan here in my pants.
5. Whaddaya say to a Mellenial Rollover in the hay?
4. Its Mission-Critical that my K-6 becomes embedded in your Gateway.
3. Her retort to #4 - "Your Micron will never get past my Apple."
2. Later that nite - 'Sorry about my Panic-Withdrawals - I'm so embarrassed.'
1. And the Number One Y2K Pickup line:
(The same as last year - winner and still champion)
Do people tell you that you look alot like __________ (insert famous hollywood starlet here).
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