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Y2K Pickup Lines

An SI Board Since April 1999

Posts	SubjectMarks	Bans
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Emcee: Paul Berliner	Type: Unmoderated

Introduction Compact

Ressurrected - thought I'd give 'em another at-bat.

10. Hi there, beautiful. Whaddaya say we Assess, Remediate, Test and Implement a future together?
9. May I test you for Compliance with a Hard Drive?
8. I'm fresh outta Propane - but we can make our own Thermal Energy.
7. I'd buy you a drink but I'm broke because I didn't Withdraw any money from my Bank last weekend and now the vaults are empty and, I'm broke, and.......... (wait a few seconds for her maternal instincts to kick in and she's yours).
6. You'll always have a Contingency Plan here in my pants.
5. Whaddaya say to a Mellenial Rollover in the hay?
4. Its Mission-Critical that my K-6 becomes embedded in your Gateway.
3. Her retort to #4 - "Your Micron will never get past my Apple."
2. Later that nite - 'Sorry about my Panic-Withdrawals - I'm so embarrassed.'
1. And the Number One Y2K Pickup line:
(The same as last year - winner and still champion)
Do people tell you that you look alot like __________ (insert famous hollywood starlet here).

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Reply	Message Preview	From	Recs	Posted
9	"I'm ready to experience Marsha Law" (use on girls named Marsha o	Paul Berliner	-	4/20/1999
8	#reply-9019315	Intrepid1	-	4/19/1999
7	#reply-9019439	Don Pueblo	-	4/19/1999
6	#reply-9019423	Intrepid1	-	4/19/1999
5	I'll ask her if she's an Aquarius—I think that spans Dec/Jan in 1999/20	Bill Ulrich	-	4/19/1999
4	Business Wire Exec to Bill Ulrich: "Is that a lawyer in your pocket or are	Intrepid1	-	4/19/1999
3	Can you imagine 4 digits fitting in your 2 digit field?	Bill Ulrich	-	4/19/1999
2	" Honey, I just tested negative for the millennium bug so let me stroke yo	Intrepid1	-	4/19/1999
1	Here's one: "I'm compliant, how about you?"	Mighty_Mezz	-	4/18/1999

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