We're liberal and we want a liberal president!
We are concerned that Dade and Broward counties have changed the rules for counting a vote after the election started. It appears that our Gore team is simply trying to get the ballots changed to increase the vote for Gore. We have a small, nagging voice that says, "That's not quite the way we had this pictured out in our heads."
We are concerned that the team has attempted to stop the military from voting.
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We see now that Al Gore, William Daley, and the rest of their crew do not really care about us, because they are trying to overturn the election and take control by any criminal means necessary.
Our operatives have been exposed:
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But we are really good people!
We are honest liberals, and we have honor. We see that a terrible mistake has been made here, and that we should have chosen someone who would not screw everything up and get us all into trouble. We are not sure the William Daley would be the best person to run our campaign, since he might not be totally completely honest at all times.
Let's talk about it without all the conservative dickheads that are saying, "I told you so! You are playing with criminals and people that have no morals!"
We do have morals! We just don't like the way things are!
We need a new candidate in 2004, since Al really screwed us!
We concede this election and we need to regroup and stop doing all this bad things that endanger our image with the public.
Who should we choose? Richard Daley? Warren Christopher? Martin Sheen? Sting? Wait, Sting is not a citizen. OK, somebody in a band would be good. That way we could get commercials for cheap. Joan Jett. Is she a liberal? She's gay, right? Isn't she gay? Is she? How about David Lee Roth. He's gay, right? No? Well who, then? Who can lead us? It has to be someone that does not have a rap sheet. That narrows it down.
And somebody that is not high at the present time. That narrows it down. How about that guy with the big forehead that is on TV? He would be good, right? Is he gay? OK, how about Geraldo Rivera? He's good. He has his own show.
Let's talk! All conservative people will be banned, so we can talk about this without worry. |
