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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Prasanna L Soni who wrote (103)10/28/1996 5:19:00 PM
From: M.E.   of 62562
 
Superman....

One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that day so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house.

Super: "Hey Spidey, let's go get a burger and beer!"
Spidey: "No can do. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime without it".

So superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up:

Super: " Hey, Batman let's go get a burger and beer!"
Batman: "Not today, my friend. My Batmobile is down and it must be fixed today. Can't fight crime tomorrow w/o it".

Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air cruising around the skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision does he see but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck, spread-eagle stark naked! Super get a brilliant idea: They've always said I'm "faster than a speeding bullet" and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her Wonder Powers". So he zzoooooomms down and does her in a FLASH!!! and is gone before anyone can notice.

All of a sudden WW sits up and says, "What was that ?!?!" Then the Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but my butt hurts like a mother-fucker!!!!!"
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