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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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Emcee:  JimisJim Type:  Moderated
***** Be nice. *****
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I love jokes.
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Some times I don't get them, but that's OK... everyone has different opinions about what is funny... the ban on politics is from the original board here and requested by SI -- and let's face it, these days politics tend to be quite divisive -- people think some political jokes that slam "the other side" are funny and everyone else is offended and flaming ensues... so let's just try to remember that if you really want to post political material, there are literally dozens and dozens of boards dedicated to that already... let's have one board that is all about fun and laughter only and leave the contentiousness behind on all the other boards set up for partisan politics.
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If it's pornographic to the point that it is something you wouldn't want your mom, wife or daughter to see, knowing that you posted it, it's probably not appropriate to post here.

Note, this doesn't mean dirty jokes are not allowed, just be "clean" about it, i.e., no nude/porno pics or vids like from Pornhub, etc... we've had many many jokes here with nudity, but were not pornographic, i.e. explicitly showing intercourse or something similar with genitallia and all... and to put a finer point on it, I can imagine jokes about all sorts of sex acts, but as long as the pics and words are not outright pornographic? Think of cartoons/panels that are sexual in nature, but not in your face pornographic.

Also, someone PM'd me saying I banned over a MSFT/AAPL joke... not true, to my knowledge... in fact, jokes about AAPL and Windows are perfectly fine as far as I'm concerned -- I've made a lot of money off both of them and used products from both to earn a living... I was wrong, I didn't ban anyone for it but I warned them. Even I think the moderator (me) at that time went way over board -- I plead temporary insanity during the transition between no moderation here and a full time one and didn't seem like anyone agreed or liked what I was doing to try to make the board more civil and a LOT less political -- all of the rest is really just following the general SI policies.
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This is not a joke discussion board. It is a "bulletin board" where people can "pin" their jokes (post them) and others can read the bulletin board. If you feel the need to discuss the jokes/posts, please do it via PM.
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I try to give people the benefit of the doubt... personal attacks are not funny and not cool and I'm obliged to crack down on the attackers -- I try to handle that via PM, but will temporarily ban people who don't cooperate with the intent of this board: tell some jokes and make us laugh...
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Any questions/problems? PM me... -- you can PM me anything and I respond to every PM...
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62592These dayz...you need to specify which type....Savant1last Friday
62591What did the man say to the police officer who told him, ‘Anything you say can aBill1last Friday
62590Thats a great show "this hour has 22 minutes". Canadian parody show. Buckey1last Thursday
62589OT, beginning, Nahh, sorry they gotcha. Controlled MSM, foreign govt's (YouIC7201last Thursday
62588[X] Nature has a beautiful way of connecting us all. pic.twitter.com/2l6Yppoib6IC720-last Thursday
62587Sorry Grok, I still don't click on 'X' links. It might turn out tTigerPaw2last Wednesday
62586My Duck, your yard. Let's settle this. I'll start. [X] The late great IC7208last Wednesday
62585Grok's mission is to get people to click on 'X' links.TigerPaw1last Tuesday
62584Edited in another in previous fwiw Yeah, AI obviously has it's drawbacks. IC720-last Tuesday
62583Too funny :) Ai getting better and better.jazzlover21last Tuesday
62582Alright! This has to be real! Why would anyone put themselves and cute little cuIC720-last Tuesday
62581[X] Puddy was based pic.twitter.com/rV57IIyiFy— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) JIC7202January 31
62580[X] Throwback to Tim Conway cracking Harvey Korman up. pic.twitter.com/DDNys9sTIC7204January 31
62579Okay, assume nothing is edited. ) [X] 😝😁 This One Never Gets Old To Me... ClIC7202January 30
62578Putting the band back together!! [graphic]Chartgod-January 24
62577This is pretty good ;-) maybe opens muted thru here facebook.comChartgod-January 24
62576[X] The beloved Stan and Ollie being interviewed in 1947 in Hull, England...andIC7206January 23
62575[X] How great was Al Bundy! 😂 pic.twitter.com/q3JxaxV1oS— Vince Langman (@LangIC7204January 22
62574I used to LOVE them pens, from grade school on up + perfect for me in AccountingChartgod-January 21
62573[graphic] TomThomas M.7January 21
62572[X] I wish these tv hosts would take a note out of Johnny Carson’s book pic.twIC7209January 20
6257180S 90S 00S NOW BUSH, LANDING STRIP, BALD....C*CK WHAT'S NEXT???????Savant-January 19
62570[X] The 70s and 80s vs. the 90s and 00spic.twitter.com/2PhrMrBRcy— Defiant L’s IC7206January 19
62569[graphic] TomThomas M.-January 15
62568[graphic]SI Ron (Crazy Music Man)6January 15
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