Ahhhh! Why are you so angry, Zeus!? Troubled by your fragile “faith? And why is your post nothing more than a spitting, spewing, raging ad hominem attack? Do you have some issues?
Aaaaaaaaah! You poor fellow. Am I to feel sorry for you, then?
I had to drown all my kids in a big flood because my first boy, Adam, ate of the knowledge of good and evil!. Once he knew good from evil I killed him that very day--930 years later yust like I promised.. Here is the link!
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And I did not learn English until the tower of Jumbled Brains because I created all languages that very day when they builded the tower so darn tootin high that it frighted us Gods and Goddesses! The only way to stop them from reaching us was to confuse their wonderful engineering skills (how close were those tent dwellers coming to our expertise at everything that is PERFECT!!).
Well...once I made them speak different tongues they couldn’t make the bricks or pass them up. Every time one would pass up a brick the other would reach for it and grab his shoe or a mouse or sometimes a button or a bird‘s nest! They no longer had any communication skills, you see? One guy would put a brick in next to the last brick and a nother guy would take the brick and put it up in a tree. No language skills you see. I did that. Now that I look back I could have made it a lot simpler. I could of yust made them all speak one language--Island English, and accomplished the same purpose.
Now you stop being such an angry boy, Zeus. Heh, what in Hell is this rainbow doing up here. That reminds me of something HORRIBLE--but what?? Oh yeah! That was greg or ee’s birthday when we fertilized his egg. Ya ya. We remembers now. Ya ya! |
