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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: WAYNE BALL (guessed password) who wrote (1321)3/23/1997 5:45:00 PM
From: M.Hicks   of 62564
 
Little Johnny Joke:

One day in math class, the teacher asked Johnny to answer the following question:

"Three birds are sitting on a fence. If one flies away, how many are left?"

Johnny - NONE!

Teacher - Why did you say none?

Johnny - Because if one flew away, the other two would follow.

Teacher - No that's not right, but I like the way you think!

Then Johnny asked the teacher if she would answer the following question for him:

"Three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.
One is biting it, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?"

Teacher - Well, I guess the one sucking it?

Johnny - NOT! It's the one with the wedding band, but I like the way you think!
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