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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: The Philosopher who wrote (13636)3/2/2000 6:01:00 AM
From: Edwarda   of 62563
 
Two men die and go to heaven. "How'd it happen?" the first man asks the
second.

"I froze to death," he replies. "How about you?"

"I had a heart attack. I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I came
home early and ran up to the bedroom. She was alone, reading. I ran
downstairs, but no one was hiding there. I sprinted to the attic, and just
as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "If you had
only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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