> "The Dentist"
>
> Dentist to Patient: {begging}, "Would you help me?
> Could you give out a few of your loudest,
> most painful screams?"
> Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time."
> Dentist: "There are so many people in the
> waiting room right now and I don't want to miss
> the 4 o'clock football game."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "Blonde's Dilemma"
> A beautiful blonde walks into her doctor's office
> and asks, " Doctor, did I leave my underwear
> here yesterday?"
> The doctor replies, "No, don't believe you did."
> The blonde then says, "Oh darn, I must have
> left them at the Dentist's."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "The Dentist's Dilemma"
> The pretty young Miss was having a tooth
> pulled and the dentist gave her the usual
> "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending
> over her with a drill in his hand.
> He immediately drew back in complete
> alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible
> whisper, "You have hold of my privates!"
> "Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we
> aren't going to hurt each other, are we?" |
